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* “Republicans have been claiming that Janet Reno was afraid to take on the world’s most powerful man,” says Russ Myers. “Unfortunately, it looks like she thought they meant Bill Gates.”
* “Microsoft is accused of breaking antitrust laws. The last straw was its demand that its Internet Explorer be the official Web browser for the solar system.” (Kenny Noble Cortes)
* There are reports that the Russian Mafia and Colombian drug cartels have merged, says Bob Mills. “So far the only thing they have come up with is a new drug--vodcaine.”
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