“This month’s Glamour magazine has an article...
“This month’s Glamour magazine has an article titled ‘Six Signs That It’s Time to Find a New Job,’ ” says Steve Voldseth. “Sign No. 1 is walking into your office and finding this magazine on your desk.”
* “Baseball owners concluded meetings without even a proposal for restructuring leagues and divisions. It took less time than this to put together the Marshall Plan and restructure Europe.” (Jerry Perisho)
* “The Justice Department may hire an independent counsel to probe activities of the flamboyant former Energy Secretary Hazel O’Leary. She was unavailable for comment. She’s still vacationing on her barge on the Nile.” (Argus Hamilton)
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