Pint-Sized Punch Lines
How do you get down off an elephant? You don’t get down off an elephant, you get down off a duck. (Gillian Cone, 9, Valley Village, Campbell Hall School)
* What’s the biggest pen in the world? Pennsylvania. (Robert Kane, 6, Los Angeles, Brentwood Lower School)
* Why is the letter H scary? It makes an owl howl. (Daniel Hislop, 7, Los Angeles, Arlington Heights Elementary)
* What would happen if all the cars in the United States were painted pink? We would be a pink car nation. (Noah Marquez, 12, North Hollywood, Walter Reed Middle)
* How can you keep postage stamps from sticking together? Buy one stamp at a time. (Raquel Becerra, 9, Culver City, Farragut Elementary)
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