Pint-sized Punch Lines
* What does a dog say? Doggone it. (Melissa Gudmundson, 9, Whalan, Minn., Lanesboro Elementary)
* A guy opened his refrigerator door and the mayonnaise said, “Close the door. I’m dressing.” (Marie Lord, 11, Los Angeles, St. Martin of Tours)
* How do you fix a broken chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench. (Bradley Garrison, 5, San Fernando, St. Larrendo Elementary)
* What do you call a pair of bananas? Slippers. (Spencer Guay, 10, El Cerrito, Harding Elementary)
* What is black and white and read all over? A newspaper. (Brianna and Nina Agnew, 8 and 6, Ontario, Creekview Elementary School)
* What’s the difference between your teacher and a train? Your teacher says, “Spit out your gum”; a train says, “Chew, chew.” (Maxwell Baldi, 6, Westwood, Warner Avenue Elementary)
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