LAUGH LINES

Everything’s Upside-Down: On Tuesday, more moderate Republicans said they’ll vote for impeachment. “What a strange mess we’re in: We’ve got a lame-duck Congress hunting a hound-dog president.” (Daily Scoop)

In the Screening Room: Recently Hillary Clinton attended a movie premiere. “She said she hasn’t been in a movie theater for years. Meanwhile, President Clinton said he hasn’t been in a movie theater since they cleaned up Times Square.” (Conan O’Brien)

Maybe Congress Should Take This Up: It seems a federal appeals court has ruled it is legal for Kent, Wash., to require a 10-foot buffer zone around nude dancers at strip clubs. “If we can get this in strip clubs, why can’t we get this in the Oval Office?” (Jay Leno)

Low Blow?: Boxer Archie Moore passed away at the age of 84 last week. “The sad thing, he was scheduled to fight the winner of the Holmes-Foreman bout.” (Leno)

Court’s Out of Order: In Long Island, Amy Fisher has demanded a new trial. “Boy, Mary Jo Buttafuoco needs this like a hole in the head.” (Alex Kaseberg)

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