Pint-Sized Punch Lines
What did the centipede say to the other centipede at the dance? Stop stepping on my foot my foot my foot. (Shelby Honeycutt, 9, Lakewood, Gompers Elementary)
* What medicine is prescribed by a robot? Robotusin. (Laurel Nunga, 8, Encino, Our Lady of Grace)
* What was the only city in which UPS didn’t go on strike? Parcelona. (Jonah Rosenthal, 11, Los Angeles, Mar Vista Elementary)
* Who can hold up a car with one hand? A policeman. (Gigi Simons, 11, Glendale, Van Nuys Middle School)
* Which cattle do cowboys like to drive? The ones they can steer. (Scotty Hauser, 9, Tarzana, L.A. Home Studies)
* Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the Shell station. (Nicole Greene, 8, and Gregory Greene, 6, Fountain Valley, Ethan Allen Elementary)
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