Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* What happened when the two peanuts walked down the street? One was assaulted. (Christopher Jimenez, 11, Santa Barbara, Washington School)

* Why does the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one. (Nick White, 10, Camarillo, Valle Lindo)

* Why did the bear put on wet clothes? Because the label said “Wash and Wear.” (Kaitlin Gardiner, 9, Camarillo, Valle Lindo)

* What did the porcupine say to the cactus? “Is that you, Mama?” (James Bourne, 6, Los Angeles, Kenter Canyon Learn School)

* If a mouse lost his tail, where would he get a new one? At the retail store. (Evan Friedman, 8, Brentwood, Pacific Hebrew Academy)

* What’s the best way to catch a fish? Have somebody throw it to you. (Andres Nilo, 11, Santa Barbara, Washington School)

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