Pint-Sized Punch Lines
Why do fish want to avoid the computer? So they won’t get caught in the Internet. (Caroline Rubin, Atherton, Woodland School)
* Where do baby chickens go when their parents die? To Foster Farms. (Lane Torsy, 7, Trabuco Canyon, Robinson Elementary)
* What did the big hand say to the little hand? I’ll be around in an hour. (Helen LaMonte, 7, Rancho Palos Verdes, Soleado School)
* What did the butcher say to the lamb? I’m pleased to meat you. (Elyse, Benjamin and Joshua Schwartz, 9, 8 and 6, Tarzana, Castlemont School)
* How do baby birds learn to fly? They wing it. (Alex Soudier de Lucero, 5, Corona, Lusisern~o Elementary)
* Did you hear about the man who was sawed in half? He crossed the road to get to his other side. (Russell Lehmann, 7, Sherman Oaks, Dixie Canyon School)
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