Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buck-an-ear. (Justin Snyder, 13, Duarte, Northview Intermediate)
* The cabbage and carrot had a race. Who won? The cabbage because it was a head. (Holly Wilson, 8, Alhambra, Marguerita School)
* Who is your best friend at school? The princiPAL. (Jessica Lynn Melton, 8, Palmdale, Summer Wind School)
* What did the beaver say to the tree? Nice gnawing you. (Jonathan Douglas, 10, Los Angeles, Mt. Washington Elementary)
* What did the dollar name his daughter? Penny. (Elad Plotnik, 11, Los Alamitos, Oak Middle School)
* Where can you find one of the world’s largest diamonds? On a baseball field. (Allison Cole, 9, Pico Rivera, Valencia Elementary)
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