LAUGH LINES : Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims. (Nicole Betz, 6, Calabasas, Lupin Hill Elementary)
* “May I offer you some Egyptian pie?”
“What’s Egyptian pie?”
“You know, the kind mummy used to make.” (Madison East, 10, Rancho Palos Verdes, Rancho Vista Elementary School)
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* What did the tree say to the flowers when they had a fight? “Leaf me alone!” (Chava Aliza Macales, 10, Northridge, Andasol Avenue Elementary)
* What kind of teeth can you buy for $1? Buck teeth. (Allison Marmel, 6, Winnipeg, Canada, Shore Early Years Hebrew School)
* Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn’t have the guts. (Shane Marmel, 9, Winnipeg, Canada, Shore Hebrew School)
* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include your full name, age, hometown and school.
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