Pint-Sized Punch Lines
What does a painter put on when he’s cold? Two coats. (Stefanie Horowitz, 8, Great Neck, N.Y., Saddlerock Elementary)
* Why was Dracula arrested? Because he robbed a blood bank. (Michael Teferi Ejigu, 8, South Pasadena, Marengo School)
* Why did the basketball player take a gun to the game? Because the coach said he needed to shoot the ball. (Luis Flores, 9, San Bernardino, Hillside School)
* How do you make a milkshake? Tickle a cow. (Luis Cardenas, 9, San Bernardino, Hillside School)
* How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses? (Roco Castaneda, 9, San Bernardino, Hillside School)
* Perfect put-down: Don’t let your mind wander; it’s too little to be left alone. (Sam Levor, 12, Los Angeles, Palms Middle School)
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