Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* Where can you see paintings and art and get your oil changed? At the Jiffy Louvre. (Ariel Edwards-Levy, 8, Sherman Oaks, Roscomare Road School)
* What kinds of chickens live in Las Vegas? Game hens. (Aaron Lichtner, 10, Northridge, Darby Avenue Elementary)
* How can you tell if a volcano is mad? It will blow its top. (Hillary Marston, 7, Anaheim, Fairmont Private School)
* What sounds like a cat and smells? Purr-fume. (Evan Friedman, 8, Brentwood, Toibb Pacific Hebrew Academy)
* What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? Winnie the Phew. (Kristen Lee, 7, Irvine, Bonita Canyon Elementary)
* What do cattle use as money? Moola. (Scotty Hauser, 9, Tarzana, L.A. Home Studies)
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