Laugh Lines : Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? “I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand and hand. (Chelsea Davis, 10, Rancho Palos Verdes, Mira Catalina Elementary)
* What do you call a horse with bad dreams? A nightmare. (Jessica Antico, 11, Pacific Palisades, Calvary Christian School)
* What did the painter say to the wall? “One more crack like that and I’ll plaster you.” (Elysa L. Ericsson, 9, San Ramon, Bolinger Canyon Elementary)
* If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe. (Elysa L. Ericsson, 9, San Ramon, Bolinger Canyon Elementary)
* Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? To find Pluto. (Jimmy Flannigan, 6, San Pedro, Taper Avenue School)
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