Laugh Lines : Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What do you call a person who keeps on talking when nobody is listening? A teacher. (Michael V. Gluck, 6, Montclair, N.J., Watchung School)
* What is a shark’s favorite game? Swallow the leader. (Jessica Singer, 9, Chino Hills, Country Springs Elementary)
* Why didn’t they play cards on Noah’s ark? Because Noah sat on the deck. (Alex Slevcove, 8, Downey, Rio Hondo Elementary)
* What’s in an astronaut’s favorite sandwich? Launch meat. (Crystal Marie Ulibarri, 7, Long Beach, Hudson Elementary)
* What do you call a cow who lives in Manhattan? A Moo Yorker. (Alexandra Greenberg, 7, San Diego, Ecole Francaise de San Diego)
* What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers. (Taylor Phelps, 6, Thousand Oaks, Aspen Elementary)
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