Pint-Sized Punch Lines

What kind of boats do vampires like? Blood vessels. (Joseph Mathieu, 11, Rancho Palos Verdes, Vista Grande Elementary)

* What is in the end of everything? G. (Janice Llamoca, 10, Rowland Heights, St. Mark’s School)

* If you throw a watermelon up in the air, what will it be when it comes down? Squash. (Kortnee Burton, 8, Brea, Country Hills School)

* If a blond and a brunet both jumped off a bridge, which would land first? The brunet, because the blond would stop and ask for directions. (Javier Flores, 10, Hacienda Heights, Newton Middle School)


* What do you do with a broken duck? Give it duck tape. (Evan Warfel, 7, Santa Monica, Canyon Charter School)

* What beach do ghosts like to go to? Maliboo. (Amanda Trejo, 10, Hollywood, Vine Street School)

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