Orgasm Pill

It’s not enough we have the Viagra pill for men, we will shortly have an orgasm pill for women (June 7). The world order will surely suffer as a result.

Couples will spend inordinate amounts of time in the bedroom, and less time working or going on buying sprees, precipitating major depression and unemployment, all of which lead to world conflict and devastating wars. Sinners beware. Armageddon is imminent.

ROY SEIDLER

Los Angeles