Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* What is a bull's favorite snack? A bull-oney sandwich. (Bobby Graber, 6, Diamond Bar, Neil Armstrong Elementary)

* What happens when a pig has a heart attack? He calls a hambulance. (Joshua Zinderman, 10, Thousand Oaks, University Elementary)

* What do you call a dog with the flu? A Germy shepherd. (Kara Bellucci, 8, Rancho Palos Verdes, Rista Grande Elementary)

* What do you call a rich chameleon? A "chamillionaire." (Logan Dietrich Fink, 7, San Diego, Hearst Elementary)

* What do you get if you cross a big dog with a telephone? A golden receiver. (Katie Hart, 8, Westlake Village, White Oak Elementary)

* What is the safest kind of lion to have around the yard? A dandelion. (Salena Casillas, 10, Las Vegas, Decker School)


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