Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What kind of cars do farmers drive? Cornvertibles. (Jay Lee, 9, Fountain Valley, Cox Elementary)
* What rank does corn hold in the Army? Colonel--of course! (Michael Steger, 8, Villa Park, Villa Park Elementary)
* What kind of fish did the knights eat? Swordfish. (Andrea Ferris, 8, Valencia, Helmers Elementary)
* What do you call a ham that breaks into your house? A hamburglar. (Sunny A. Jain, 10, South Pasadena, Monterey Hills Elementary)
* What do you call a dinosaur that gets into an accident? A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. (Joshua Fogelson, 5, Redondo Beach, Tuvia School)
* What do you get when you cross a collie with a pit bull? A dog that bites you and then goes for help. (Georgie Aronson, 5, Saugus, Emblem Elementary)
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