Pint-Sized Punch Lines
What’s the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper? You can’t make a paper airplane out of an elephant. (Juliet Bertolucci, 6, Los Angeles, St. Paul the Apostle School)
* Why did the roofer go to the doctor? He had the shingles. (Stephanie Hedricks, 12, Lompoc, Vandenbarg Middle School)
* Last night I had a dream that I ate a 50-pound marshmallow. And when I woke up my pillow was gone. (Briana Trejo, 8, Norwalk, St. John of God School)
* What kind of fish likes a rainbow? A rainbow trout. (Sam Choi, 12, Hacienda Heights, Mesa Robles School)
* Why was the animal shelter so busy during El Nin~o? It was raining cats and dogs. (Valerie Shaw, 6, Ontario, Berlyn Elementary)
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