Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* When does a teacher carry birdseed? When he’s going to a parrot-teacher conference. (Jacob Neunhoffer, 10, Canyon Country, Cedar Creek School)

* What can you put in a beer keg to make it lighter? A hole. (Jessica Lynn Starling, 12, Los Angeles, Frederick K.C. Price III School)

* Where does Tinkerbell go to have an ice cream cone? Fairy Queen. (Adam Greenberg, 9, San Diego, Newbridge School)

* Two hikers and a tour guide went camping in the woods. One day they noticed they were walking in circles. One of the hikers said to the tour guide, “We’re lost. I thought you were the best in the U.S.” The tour guide responded, “I am, but I think we wandered into Canada.” (Marvin Chen, 11, Hacienda Heights, Mesa Robles Middle School)

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