Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* How do fleas travel? They itch hike. (Andrea Lu, 11, Los Angeles, Mesa Robles School)
* What do you get when you cross a parakeet with a panther? I don’t know, but when it speaks, you’d better listen. (Laurel Amspoker, 8, Irvine, Eastshore School)
* What kind of stories do horses tell their children? Pony tales. (Joshua Bailis, 9, Sherman Oaks, Stephen S. Wise Elementary)
* What kind of coffee do they have in space? Starbucks. (Yitzi Wolf, 8, Los Angeles, Maimonides Academy)
* What did one atom say to another atom? Nothing. Atoms can’t talk. (Annie Lee, Hacienda Heights, Mesa Robles Junior High)
* Why did the little girl eat her money? It was her lunch money. (Kurt London, 9, Lake Forest, Rancho Canada Elementary)
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