Pint-Sized Punch Lines
What did one candle say to the other candle? “Are we going out tonight?” (Wayne and Jenna Marren, 9 and 6, Mishawaka, Ind., Walt Disney School)
What does Tweety’s mom call him? Tweetypie. (Megan Andrea Benita Louis, 9, Corona, Susan B. Anthony School)
* What room in a school can a dog go into? K-9. (Stuart Klein, 8, Pacific Palisades, Marquez Elementary)
* What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty. (Alexandra Sanchez, 11, Covina, Holy Name of Mary School)
* Why did the elephant buy a new suitcase? His trunk was full. (Anika Elizabeth Bahra, 7, New York City, P.S. 124)
* What is the best way to lose weight? Go to the moon. (Nikolas del Palacio, 10, Huntington Beach, St. Thomas Aquinas Catholic School)
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