Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What is a cat’s favorite song? “Three Blind Mice.” (Robert Tripple, 9, Norwalk, Chavez Elementary)
* What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. (Samrach Em, 9, Norwalk, Chavez Elementary)
* Where does a fish keep his money? In a river bank. (Marcia Gardner, 6, Beverly Hills, Artie Preschool)
* Who gets served a lot and never gets any food? A tennis player. (Bryan Johnson, 5, Redondo Beach, Wayne Preschool)
* What is the hardest thing about skydiving? The ground. (Laura Padilla, 9, Los Angeles, Russell Elementary)
* How can you tell the clock is bashful? Because he hides his face with his hands. (Daniel Berk, 8, Calabasas, Chaparral School)
* What do ghosts eat for lunch? Booloney sandwiches. (Andrea Dellinger, 9, Norwalk, Chavez Elementary)
* KIDS, GOT A JOKE? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Print (or type) your full name, age, hometown and school.
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