Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night? A nightmare. (Matisse Ventura, 6, Laguna Niguel/Brentwood, Kenter Canyon Elementary School)
* What did the bug say when it was stepped on? Nothing--bugs can’t talk. (Fiona P. Ventura, 4, Laguna Niguel/Brentwood, Redwood Village Children’s Center)
* What do you call a very religious smoked salmon? Ortholox! (David Sherman, 12, Tarzana, Sherman Oaks Center for Enriched Studies)
* Why were the Indians the first to be in America? Because they had reservations. (Steve Lamas, 7, Corona, Vicentia Elementary)
* Where do ghosts buy their groceries? At the ghostery store. (Kathryn O’Sullivan, 5, Glendale, Adventist Children’s Center)
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