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* Where does a poor radio live? At the Radio Shack. (Lisa J. Kim, 12, Los Angeles, Le Conte Middle School)
* Why can’t witches tell each other apart? Because they can’t tell which witch is which witch. (Molly Jones, 11, Brentwood, Brentwood Middle School)
* When is Danny Ross going to the dentist? At tooth-hurty. (Jared Starkweather, 4, Tulsa, Okla., First Methodist Preschool)
* Why do fires die? Because they smoke. (Jade M. Watkins, 9, Los Angeles, La Jolla Country Day School)
* Why was the Egyptian girl worried? Because her daddy was a mummy. (Joanne Lontok, 13, Burbank, John Muir School)
* What is a computer’s favorite way to eat? Megabytes. (Nino Gagliardi, 8, San Pedro, Taper Avenue Elementary School)
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