Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What did the father buffalo say to his son when he was leaving? “Bison.” (Christina Martin, 9, Los Angeles, Aldama Elementary School)
* Which month of the year do soldiers dislike most? March! (Lauryn Shur, 8, Los Angeles, Castle Heights Elementary)
* What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear. (Mikey Kanter, 8, Seal Beach, McGough Elementary School)
* What lizard has the most money? A camillion. (Cody Hickox, 7, Sherman Oaks, Sherman Oaks Elementary)
* How do billboards talk? Sign language. (Nathan S. Frank, 4, Costa Mesa, OCC Early Childhood Lab School)
* What restaurant do rabbits eat at? IHOP. (Marcia Grant, 5, Beverly Hills, Artie Preschool)
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