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Soon to Be on the Campaign Trail?: Warren Beatty says he’s interested in running for president. “The good news is, it’s only been a week and already he’s fourth in the presidential polls. The bad news is, he trails Harrison Ford, Kevin Kline and Michael Douglas.” (Argus Hamilton)

Police Beat: Dozens of airline employees were arrested at the Miami airport in a drug sting. “The workers were from American Airlines or, as they call it now, Miami Vice.” (Jay Leno)

Go Figure: British dental experts are waging a campaign against tongue-piercing because of the risk of severe infections. “Which shocked me! Did you know the British had dental experts?” (Leno)

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Signs along the new President Clinton Boulevard in Little Rock:

* “Failed land deal--next exit.”

* “Stop--in the name of love.”

* “Don’t tailgate or Travelgate.”

* “No U-turns. Interns OK.”

* “Democrats in Diamond Lane only.”

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