What, No Santa Claus?

So Scott Boras just wanted to make sure Adrian Beltre got through his first full season in the majors without any distractions. Right. Any fool who believes that also must believe that Bill Clinton is a man of honor and virtue, that the Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny do exist, and that Elvis is alive and well as a pilot for United Airlines.

GREG GARNET

Canoga Park