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Sing Out, Louise: The Orange County school board nixed the establishment of a gay-straight club at El Modena High School. “They pointed out that students already have an opportunity to express their orientation by reading from traditional plays or singing show tunes.” (Gary Easely)
Give and Take: “President Clinton presented Sean Connery with the Kennedy Center Honor for Lifetime Cultural Achievement on Sunday. He’s famous for his thrilling escapades and numerous lovers. Connery’s had an interesting career too.” (Argus Hamilton).
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