TWO-MINUTE DRILL

INDIANAPOLIS 24, WASHINGTON 21

Norv Turner is proving that age-old adage that states:

Norv Turner can’t coach.

ST. LOUIS 31, NEW YORK GIANTS 10

Before Ram fans get too excited, consider this: Their 12 wins have come against teams with a combined 49-110 record, the losses to teams a combined 19-9.

TENNESSEE 30, ATLANTA 17

Falcons are so bad, Dan Reeves has almost shown emotion on the field on two occasions.

JACKSONVILLE 24, CLEVELAND 14

Tim Couch, who has been sacked 56 times, rewards Browns’ offensive line with expensive gift: imported Swiss cheese.

DENVER 36, SEATTLE 30, OT

Note to Mike Holmgren: To make the playoffs, you must realize one thing--Jon Kitna is not Brett Favre.

OAKLAND 45, TAMPA BAY 0

Buccaneer offense had that Trent Dilfer look to it.

NEW YORK JETS 22, DALLAS 21

Any week the Cowboys hurt their playoff chances should be considered a good week.

CHICAGO 28, DETROIT 10

McNown passes to Robinson constantly because he’s so good at catching underthrown balls.

PHILADELPHIA 24, NEW ENGLAND 9

Eagles unveil new touchdown dance. Coming soon: Washington Generals unveil victory celebration.

MIAMI 12, SAN DIEGO 9

Oh yeah, the Dolphins sure look ready for the playoffs.

BALTIMORE 31, NEW ORLEANS 8

72% of people polled in New Orleans radio survey want Mike Ditka to resign. The other 28% want him fired.

BUFFALO 31, ARIZONA 21

Plummer and Cardinals have been snake-bitten this season.

CINCINNATI

Open date. Bengals had a tougher opponent than a week before against the Browns.