LAUGH LINES
Inside the Beltway: This week, Congress met for the first time since the impeachment trial. “Instead of wasting their time on impeachment, the representatives went back to wasting their time on taxes, education and Social Security.” (Ira Lawson)
Outside the Ring: Mike Tyson was placed in solitary confinement after he threw a TV set. “His manager said he did it because they aren’t giving him his antidepressants. So I guess all this time we’ve been seeing the happy Mike Tyson.” (Jay Leno)
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