CHRIS DUFRESNE’ TOP 25
1. Florida State (4-0) Held captive on Rankman’s concierge level, team orders room service.
2. Florida (4-0) Gators fixin’ to hand ‘Bama a loss and maybe its coach his walking papers.
3. Penn State (5-0) Paterno uses bye week to have cuffs on pants raised two inches.
4. Michigan (4-0) Wolverine defense goes skeet shooting to prepare for Drew Brees.
5. Texas A&M; (3-0) Sorry, school forgot to fax quip about Aggies this week.
6. Nebraska (4-0) Revisionist backfield coaches pine for the good ol’ days of Lawrence Phillips.
7. Tennessee (2-1) Hard-hitting HeeHaw.com story lashes back at ruinous ESPN.com allegations.
8. Ohio State (3-1) For Cooper’s 100th win, Buckeye fans send coach a cheese tray.
9. Georgia Tech (2-1) To secure Heisman, Hamilton needs to lose twice more to Florida State.
10. Virginia Tech (3-0) Fearing the fix is in, school hires G. Gordon Liddy to break into BCS headquarters.
11. Georgia (3-0) Even Uga had to hide his eyes after ugly win over Central Florida.
12. Purdue (4-0) Jim Everett returns to school to teach Brees the “phantom sack.”
13. Marshall (4-0) Rankman unveils strategy to rebuild western football: the Marshall plan.
14. Michigan State (4-0) Spartans need only to plow Iowa this week to set up Oct. 9 barnburner with Michigan.
15. East Carolina (4-0) After trashing goal posts, rowdy fans take off after whiny Ryder Cup Euros.
16. Texas (4-1) Just for kicks, QB Major Applewhite will dress up as Drew Brees for K-State game.
17. Kansas State (3-0) Big 12 drags Snyder’s team to Austin, kicking and screaming.
18. Mississippi State (4-0) Despite Bulldogs’ hot start, contract stipulates Rankman never has to go to Starkville.
19. Miami (2-2) Bob Davie calls Butch Davis to say, “I feel your last-minute pain.”
20. Alabama (3-1) ‘Bama coach calls job-saving win over Hogs “an affair to remember.”
21. Oklahoma (3-0) Never thought team would step so high with new coach.
22. Oregon (3-1) Dear Pac-10: Slipping fast in Rankman’s poll. Short on supplies. Will write soon. Love, Ducks.
23. Syracuse (3-1) Renting poll spot for two weeks until Oct. 16 game at Virginia Tech.
24. Wisconsin (2-2) As Heisman hopes go, the guy’s name is now Ron Done.
25. Azusa Pacific (3-1) Pac-10 had two headhunters at last week’s 59-52 win over Redlands.
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