LAUGH LINES

Walking the Walk: “The journal Nature reported that walking improves a man’s mental sharpness and intelligence better than any other exercise. What a timely discovery. If George W. Bush were to walk for president, it might solve his problem.” (Argus Hamilton)

A Reason to Exist: “The New Hampshire primary is perhaps better known as the only day that anyone in America cares about New Hampshire.” (Craig Kilborn)

Pulse of the Nation: “That was an exciting ending [to the Super Bowl]. Everybody’s heart was beating like Bill Bradley’s.” (Jay Leno)

Frat House Humor: “John McCain addressed Delta Chi fraternity house at Dartmouth College on Monday. This is the local fraternity that inspired the movie ‘Animal House.’ McCain has decided to go after Bush supporters where they live.” (Hamilton)

All Fired Up: “Inspectors in Washington, D.C., have branded the Capitol building complex a fire hazard, declaring the lives of the senators and representatives would be threatened if a fire broke out while Congress were in session. So, what’s the downside?” (Gary Easley)

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