Jokes & Riddles

* What kind of underwear do witches wear? Fruit of the broom! (Conor, 6, Naples Elementary, Long Beach)

* What time is it when 10 cowboys chase three bandits? Ten after three! (Cynthia, 10, Lewis Elementary, Downey)

* What is the newest mall in the world? The mallennium. (Wyatt, 8, Pacific Palisades)

* How do you take a pig to the hospital? In a hambulance. (Neelam, 9, Germain Street Elementary, Chatsworth)

* Why was the car window mad at the car? It was tired of always being put down. (Allison, 8, Valencia Valley Elementary, Santa Clarita)

* What do you get if you cross a hare and a lawn sprinkler? Hare spray. (Andy, 9, Twin Lakes School, El Monte)

Kids, to send us your jokes and riddles, see “How to Write to Us” on this page.