LAUGH LINES
Holy Trinity: “Hillary Rodham Clinton announced that she opposes the legalization of same-sex marriages. She said, ‘Marriage should remain as it has always been, between a woman, a man and his intern.’ ” (Conan O’Brien)
Rock the Vote: “President Clinton says he plans in the next election to vote here in New York City--this is nice--so he can vote for his wife. You know, I think that’s nice. I think the last time he actually voted for a woman, she was wearing a wet T-shirt.” (David Letterman)
Trump Card: “Some sad news. Donald Trump has broken up with his 25-year-old supermodel girlfriend. Michael Douglas kept saying to him, ‘Twenty-five? What are you still doing with that old hag?’ ” (Jay Leno)
Trump Card II: “You hear why they broke up? Apparently she accidentally started a conversation that wasn’t about him.” (Leno)
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Chris Pina’s Essential Daily List
Rejected TV Game Shows
* “Who Wants to Be a Legionnaire?”
* “Come on Down, You Greedy Bastards!”
* “Wheel of Torture”
* “The Crying Game”
* “Bowling for Therapy”
* “The Newly Dead Game”
* “Twenty-One Really Easy Questions”
* “The Price Is Death”
* “What’s My Fine?”
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