And We Thought Surfers Worried Only About the Size of Waves
For your “Bummer!” file: A letter to San Juan Capistrano-based Surfer magazine from Northern California lamented, “I, like all other male surfers, suffer from . . . shrinkage. . . . Are there any serious or permanent health risks that could occur?”
Dr. Paul Turek, a urology professor at UC San Francisco (and a surfer) responded: “There is no evidence that cold water adversely affects reproductive organs in any way.”
Turek added: “I’ve never prescribed Viagra to a surfer.”
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MYSTERY OF THE AGES: Rock Johnson of Palm Springs saw a classified ad that would appeal to every soldier who has ever tried to figure out the military (see accompanying).
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GOOFY NAMES: Surely you’ve heard of the Southland company that cleans air systems . . . Mighty Ducts.
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HOT TUNES: After reading how electricians could earn a bonus from one company (see accompanying), Richard Caston of Desert Hot Springs cracked, “I guess the company’s looking for some live wires.”
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DRIVE-BY READING: Some personalized plates featured on the knx1070.com Web site of the radio station:
UNDERDC (Michelle North, Arlington, Va.): “My plate has a double meaning. I live in northern Virginia, which is just south of Washington, D.C., and I worked for the Walt Disney Company and loved ‘The Little Mermaid,’ which was ‘under d sea.’ ”
SEADUCE (Angela Svoboda, Shorewood, Minn.): “My passion in life is riding the Seadoo personal watercraft. And I have two of them, i.e., deuce.”
FRE2D8 (Julie Cordaro, Vista): I am single and will go out on dates.”
ASK4AD8 (Mitch Gordon, Calabasas): “Meaning ‘Ask for a Date.’ I’m single and living in L.A. it’s hard to meet people, so I decided to advertise.”
ASK4AD8, keep an eye out for FRE2D8 on the freeway.
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