LAUGH LINES

Expert Opinion: “ ‘Temptation Island’ on Fox puts four committed couples together with two dozen singles to see if they will cheat. . . . The high ratings should come as no surprise. The closing credits list Bill Clinton as technical advisor.” (Argus Hamilton)

Just Charge It: “McDonald’s is now testing a new electronic payment system that will allow customers to pay for their food with a McDonald’s credit card. What happens if you miss a payment on your McDonald’s credit card? Do they put a McLien on your house?” (Jay Leno)

Special Dedication: “Fleetwood Mac reunited for a surprise performance at the White House farewell party for President Clinton. They dedicated ‘Go Your Own Way’ to Hillary.” (Daily Scoop)

Man’s Best Friend: “Bill Clinton is keeping the first dog, Buddy. Clinton is justifiably proud of Buddy. Buddy is about the only thing that Clinton named that wasn’t indicted, resigned in disgraced or testified against him.” (Alex Kaseberg)

Presidential Appeal: “ ‘Temptation Island’ did OK in the ratings, but it finished behind ‘West Wing.’ . . . That just goes to show, if you want trashy sex, it’s hard to top the Oval Office.” (Leno)

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