There Are Some Things You Really Can Replace

Hey, all you NFL referees! Gather round and repeat after me: Richie Phillips ... Richie Phillips ... Richie Phillips! There. Now, if that little hint isn’t enough, let me cut to the chase. No one comes to see you toss your hankies, so you don’t have much leverage. Take that 50% raise and run with it before you find out just how replaceable you all are.

Eric Monson

Temecula