LAUGH LINES

Business as Usual: “According to a story in the New York Times, people traveling by plane this summer are likely to face long delays, huge lines, rude service and a lot of inconveniences. So, basically, air travel is getting back to normal.” (Jay Leno)

Breath of Fresh Air: “There’s a new food-saving device out there called the Cake Saver, which incorporates a vacuum pump to remove the air from the compartment that holds the cake and keeps it much fresher.... It was developed using the same technology that enables Al Gore to suck the air out of an entire room whenever he walks in.” (Ira Lawson)

Clinton 101: “The University of Arkansas said it will offer a history course on former President Clinton. It should be a lot of fun. After all, Clinton has the only presidential library that’s listed in the Yellow Pages under Escort Services.” (Argus Hamilton)