LAUGH LINES

For the Sake of Vanity: “The FDA recently approved the marketing of Botox, which erases facial wrinkles.... This could be trouble. Add Botox to Viagra, ginkgo biloba and Rogaine and in five years, a girl won’t know if she’s going home with Brad Pitt or Strom Thurmond.” (Argus Hamilton)

Tame Tigers: “According to the Discovery Channel, there is a breed of tiger with no teeth and no killer instinct.... I believe they’re called the Detroit Tigers.” (Jay Leno)

Take It Away: “According to a survey of soon-to-be-married women in USA Today, about 84% of them plan to take their husbands’ last names. Why not? sooner or later, they’re going to take everything else anyway.” (Ira Lawson)

A Sticky Situation: “A high school student in Wisconsin went to her prom in a dress made entirely of duct tape. The whole dress! I feel sorry for the guy who took her. Good luck trying to get that dress off. You ever tried to remove duct tape?” (Leno)

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