Letter Isn’t Exactly a Fond Farewell
Dear Shaq,
I caught your rap “performance” on TV recently. It seems that, even though you got what you wanted, you’re still upset.
I remember when you first hit this town. You were a phenomenon. A big man with skills. Then, as the years rolled by, we saw your skills erode as your weight increased. Ev-er-y year.
Now that you’ve gone, we hear you’re lost the equivalent of a grown person and might even be in shape for a change. Thanks a lot.
I guess the $30 million a year you got wasn’t enough incentive to stay in shape in L.A. That’s OK. Water over the dam. I have two remarks:
1. Anyone who gives you the “Lo Duca treatment” when you haul the Heat to Staples has guacamole between his/her ears.
2. Shut the hell up.
Eric Monson
Temecula
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