Iraqi Voters Get the Last Laugh
“Yesterday, of course, was election day in Iraq, and out of force of habit, John Kerry gave a concession speech.” -- Jay Leno
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“Here’s a quick reminder for all Iraqis watching: The crooked voting machines are due back in Florida by Friday.” -- David Letterman
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“It’s amazing: We invade a country, overthrow a dictator, and then boom, we have an election. Well, more like boom, boom, boom.”
-- Leno
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“Lord knows we’re all pleased that they’re holding up their ink-stained index fingers to the cameras, and not the other finger that they could certainly hold up, given the fact that they still don’t have electricity.” -- Jon Stewart
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