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Sports stories you’ll never see:

“Texas pitcher Kenny Rogers attacked a cameraman today who was filming him before the game. The cameraman, who like most members of the media is a black belt in karate, then administered a merciless beating to Rogers and two of his teammates who tried to intercede. Said the cameraman: ‘I’m sorry I hurt him, but I did what I had to do.’

“In a related story, Jeff Kent was released from the hospital today, five days after his latest ‘misunderstanding’ with T.J. Simers.”

Richard Witkin

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