Everyone Wants to Help

As true blue Dodger fans, we need to support Frank McCourt and offer suggestions on ways he can raise money to operate the team:

1. Use players not in the game as ushers and beer vendors.

2. Charge a $5 fee for foul balls caught by fans.

3. Charge a seating fee for any fan who needs help finding their seat.

4. Charge for ketchup, mustard and use of the bathroom.

5. Start selling the other team’s caps. My sons are now Diamondback, Marlin, and Met fans after the teams received their favorite former Dodgers in trades.

You don’t have to have a Harvard education to think these up.

Jim Caesar

Santa Barbara