Rap artist 50 Cent says he is a big fan of President Bush. This increases Bush’s approval rating among African Americans to 1.
-- JAY LENO
Bush pardoned the White House turkey. Then he appointed it the new head of FEMA.
Congress stepped up the pressure on President Bush to come up with an exit strategy for Iraq. Today, Bush said, “I have an exit strategy -- I’m leaving office in 2008.”
-- CONAN O’BRIEN
Vice President Dick Cheney said he is upset when critics say [the administration] lied us into the war. I say fine, just lie us back out and we’ll call it even.