Winner for best gossipfest

THE American Music Awards boasted a divorce skit and possible hot new romances Nov. 21. 1. Host Jimmy Kimmel dissed Kevin Federline (“the first No Hit Wonder”) and introduced Britney Spears as “the new Bachelorette.” Spears spent the previous weekend partying in Las Vegas with NBFF Paris Hilton and hit the after-party at her Hollywood Hills home. 2. “Bobby” co-stars Sharon Stone and Christian Slater held hands backstage. “It was a thrill to work with her and a pleasure to get to know her ... in the way in which I’ve gotten to know her,” Slater said. In the photo room, Slater hit the floor, as if proposing (something), but Stone pulled him upright. 3-5. What did the couple, a preggers Tori Spelling, “Grey’s Anatomy’s” Kate Walsh and Amanda and Alyson Michalka (Aly and AJ) grab in the Distinctive Assets lounge? IPod speakers, hair dryers, shades. Do these sunglasses make me look famous?

Elizabeth Snead

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Elizabeth Snead writes the Styles & Scenes blog at TheEnvelope.com