Team USA is all wet once again

Tiger’s caddie almost fell into a lake. I’d say that pretty much sums up the U.S. team’s showing at the Ryder Cup.

ROB OSBORNE

Manhattan Beach

*

Help wanted:

We are an outstanding organization looking for an experienced golf professional to be the next Ryder Cup captain. Must be a millionaire, as we pay expenses only. Must be willing to accept defeat as previous Cup captains did in 1995, 1997, 2002, 2004 and 2006.

You will be working with 12 individuals with large egos, often traveling in private jets and an entourage of agents and swing coaches. It would be valuable if you could duplicate Europe’s team motto, “All for one and one for all.” However, don’t bet on that happening.

Please send resume to PGA of America.

RON COOPER

La Crescenta