Rules of the game
Some things in sports never seem to change:
(1) Marty Schottenheimer is always on the verge of being fired;
(2) Bill Parcells is always on the verge of quitting;
(3) UCLA still totally owns USC in basketball;
(4) Chris Webber remains an enigma; and
(5) No matter what happens, how it happens, or whom it happens to, T.J. Simers will take credit for having known it in advance.
DAVID MACARAY
Rowland Heights
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