TheEnvelope.com: EMMY ALTERNATIVES

Denise Martin imagines a world in which she doles out the Emmys. And it’s a world much broader than, say, lead actor in a drama. She fills such award categories as Most Deliciously Deceiving Ad Campaign (Hint: This means you, “Gossip Girl”); Best Comedic Duo from New Zealand (admittedly, there were few contenders); and Television’s Best Worst Boss (Hint: She’s a dog killer). For these and other faux awards, go online to TheEnvelope.com.