Fast Track: Charlie Sheen reportedly wants out; Tiger Woods’ teacher speaks out; and Anna Paquin comes out

A roundup of this morning’s arts and entertainment headlines:

Charlie Sheen reportedly wants out of “Two and a Half Men.” Is it part of a ploy? (Los Angeles Times)

The “Greenberg” duo of Ben Stiller and Noah Baumbach may re-team for a kids movie: “Mr. Popper’s Penguins.” (Variety)

“True Blood’s” Anna Paquin says she is bisexual. (Chicago Tribune)

Tiger Woods’ kindergarten teacher will participate in a press conference at Gloria Allred’s office Friday morning. What could it be? Not what you’re thinking. (Los Angeles Times)

After 16 years, S. Epatha Merkerson is leaving “Law & Order.” (Entertainment Weekly)

An insider’s take on Prince’s dotcom folly: LotusFlow3r. (Wall Street Journal)

Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong has show tunes in his past. (Playbill)

Lindsay Lohan has big-time money problems. (TMZ)

And Perez Hilton isn’t helping the situation. (NY Post)

Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez broke up. (E! Online)

Miley Cyrus kicks next year’s Razzie race off early with her new movie, “The Last Song.” (The Envelope, Los Angeles Times)

End of an era? “The Real World: D.C.” is a ratings flop. (Washington Post)

John Malkovich wants $2.3 million from Bernard Madoff account. (Los Angeles Times)

What recession? Get yer gold-dipped XBoxes, iPhones and more right here. (Computer Choppers)

“American Pie 4” is coming. Not to be confused with “American Pie Presents Band Camp,” “American Pie Presents The Naked Mile,” “American Pie Presents Beta House” or “American Pie Presents The Book of Love.” (Hollywood Reporter)

Sarah Palin’s show debuts. Critics no like. (Los Angeles Times, New York Times)

-- Patrick Kevin Day

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